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orange-inal:

fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:

OMG, I dont think I have EVER laughed this hard in my life.

LMFAO WHAT.

(via blak-widow)

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simplysusie:

 ‎3 years old - “mommy, i love you”
13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !”
16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying”
18 years old - “i wanna leave this house!”
25 years old - “Mom, you were right”
30 years old - “i wanna be with my mom again”
50 years old - “i dont want to lose my mom”
70 years old - “i would give up everything for my mom to be here with me”

We only have 1 Mom.
Reblog this if you appreciate your Mom. ♥

(via freakcitycrooks)

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potentialcatlady:

i-aint-shit-tho:

xibink:

tyannabaybee:

gorillazozo:

ml511:

tinyxo:

letdownoftheyear:

chairman-of-the-bored:

barefeast:

queentaylor:

8bit-empire:

THE GHASTLY COCONUT CRAB (birgus latro) IS THE LARGEST LAND-ARTHROPOD KNOWN TO MAN. THEY ARE BASICALLY ENORMOUS HERMIT CRABS THAT CRAWL AROUND, BUSTING COCONUTS OPEN WITH THEIR PINCERS AND GOBBLING UP THEIR CONTENTS. OH, AND IF THAT ISN’T TERRIFYING ENOUGH, THEY ALSO LIVE EXCLUSIVELY ON DRY LAND AND ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT.


FUCK

 MY FEET DON’T FEEL SAFE UNDER THE DESK ANYMORE.

FUCK WHY
WHY DO PEOPLE POST THESE THINGS



sexy

waaaaaaaaaaaa

yo why is no one talking bout catching and eating that mofo that can feed a family of 4!

What The fUCKKKKKKK BRO ?!?!?!

lmao. im tellin you right now, if i visit anyplace these things are native to im carryin a fuckin shotgun with me at night. its too big to kick. id have to shoot that bitch if it came up on me.

My feet started itching son. That’s a scary motherfucker.

That’s some district 9 shit..

potentialcatlady:

i-aint-shit-tho:

xibink:

tyannabaybee:

gorillazozo:

ml511:

tinyxo:

letdownoftheyear:

chairman-of-the-bored:

barefeast:

queentaylor:

8bit-empire:

THE GHASTLY COCONUT CRAB (birgus latro) IS THE LARGEST LAND-ARTHROPOD KNOWN TO MAN. THEY ARE BASICALLY ENORMOUS HERMIT CRABS THAT CRAWL AROUND, BUSTING COCONUTS OPEN WITH THEIR PINCERS AND GOBBLING UP THEIR CONTENTS. OH, AND IF THAT ISN’T TERRIFYING ENOUGH, THEY ALSO LIVE EXCLUSIVELY ON DRY LAND AND ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT.


FUCK

 MY FEET DON’T FEEL SAFE UNDER THE DESK ANYMORE.

FUCK WHY

WHY DO PEOPLE POST THESE THINGS

sexy

waaaaaaaaaaaa

yo why is no one talking bout catching and eating that mofo that can feed a family of 4!

What The fUCKKKKKKK BRO ?!?!?!

lmao. im tellin you right now, if i visit anyplace these things are native to im carryin a fuckin shotgun with me at night. its too big to kick. id have to shoot that bitch if it came up on me.

My feet started itching son. That’s a scary motherfucker.

That’s some district 9 shit..

(via blak-widow)

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I can’t believe that Chili from TLC shares the same B-Day as me. I just want to say Happy Birthday Hotstuff ;) Feb 27… ya’ll betta recognize.
(PS. Usher is an idiot, I would marry you inna heartbeat) ;) 

I can’t believe that Chili from TLC shares the same B-Day as me. I just want to say Happy Birthday Hotstuff ;) Feb 27… ya’ll betta recognize.

(PS. Usher is an idiot, I would marry you inna heartbeat) ;) 

Filed under Chili TLC Birthday February

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tofloatawaywithyou asked: HAYYYY are you coming to pancake breakfast tomorrow? Jr asked me if I wanted to go, I'm feeling pretty sick but I figured since it's my last year, I might as well go.

I was thinking about but it starts at 7:30 and that’s usually the time I leave for school, if I go im gonna be late lol Jr told me that you guys have a spare first period, so what time are you going? I want to go cause i know that i’m gonna be soo hungry tomorrow lol

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Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Official Gameplay Trailer

The perfect game… I am soooooo getting this game, looks soo friggin amazing!!!!!!!!!!!

I have Elder Scrolls IV for the PS3, it’s pretty fun but V is going to be ten million times better, such a big improvment!

Bethesda I am very impressed :)

Filed under Elder Scrolls Skyrim 360 PS3 2011 New Gameplay Trailer IGN RPG